sctt: o.o
sctt: wtfux is this
Hoppus Assist: Hi sir. How may I help you?
sctt: can you
Hoppus Assist: Sir if you could communicate in proper english format, that's be good. Otherwise I'll have to end this pre-business meeting.
sctt: uhm, what do you want me to say hoppus to get the chat
sctt: jeez.
Hoppus Assist: If we could come to an understanding, that I am Dorthy. An assistant to Chris Hoppus and Hoppus Co., that would help this meeting go a lot smoother.
sctt: okay i understand that
sctt: o_o
Hoppus Assist: Alright, so sir. What does this conversation pertain to?
sctt: me getting my chat back by chris?
Hoppus Assist: Alright, well if you could speed up this meeting, I have kids to pick up at 8:30, so I get off work at 8:15.
sctt: alright?
Hoppus Assist: Alright sir.
sctt: so how am i getting my chat back? ..
Hoppus Assist: Could you please specify your varibles.
sctt: ... what
Hoppus Assist: Sir I keep track of Chris Hoppus and Hoppus Co's activities for quite some time.
Hoppus Assist: I'm going to need to locate your file.
Hoppus Assist: Please specify.
sctt: wtf are you talking about
sctt: what file
sctt: specify what
sctt: i just want the chat back chris
sctt: jesus christ
sctt: your being bullshit.
Hoppus Assist: Sir, I am Dorthy.
Hoppus Assist: And please don't take that tone, or use of obscenities.
Hoppus Assist: Now, sir. Please let me help you. Please go into detail what your business relations with Chris Hopus is about, so I can attempt to locate your file.
sctt: i already told you
sctt: i want my chat back from chris
sctt: it's not that hard to understand
Hoppus Assist: Chris Hoppus holds many of chat(s).
sctt: chat: bored?
Hoppus Assist: Alright, see sir. Now we're getting somewhere.
Hoppus Assist: Alright, sir. I've located your file. Tell me if this file is correct.
sctt: your slow at typing
sctt: ....
Hoppus Assist: Chris Hoppus obtained chatroom bored yet again on the date of Nov. 18th from the current owner Scott otherwise handled Smh. It was obtained maliciously. At Scott and Hoppus's current relationship status, Hoppus is hesitant to return the chatroom. Although Hoppus and Scott came to the proposal of a number of AIM female naked photographs, and a box of cookies. Which lead to future based cookies in someway or form. The aim girls promised were lauren, neko, jessica, and a folder of scene girls, amount to a 500MB file send. Hoppus was not pleased. And is willing to give Scott a second chance at the proposal.
This file is still active.
Hoppus Assist: Does that look right to you, sir?
sctt: yes
Hoppus Assist: Alright sir. Mr. Hoppus did not state what flaws were in your proposal. Even so, I am not at liberty to help you fix it. Although for the next 4 minutes, you could send me the pitch, and I could relay it to him.
sctt: WHAT PINCH
sctt: what are you talking about
Hoppus Assist: Sir you could not yell at me.
Hoppus Assist: Time is money, you have 3 minutes.
sctt: okay..
Hoppus Assist: Now after I do my arrands, I'll be back on duty.
Hoppus Assist: But in 2 minutes, I'll have to vacate and you will have to come back for a second meeting.
sctt: yea i dont care dude
sctt: your bullshit
Hoppus Assist: This would be another time I have told you not to use words such as that.
Hoppus Assist: I'll have to end this meeting.
Hoppus Assist: You can come back again after my arrands are completed.
Hoppus Assist: Until, then.
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sctt: dude i dont fucking care
sctt: your bullshit chris
sctt: fuck off
sctt signed off at 8:15:24 PM.